Showing posts with label Drunks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunks. Show all posts

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Realist Altruism

Ahhhh, altruism. The gift that allows man to empathise with the plight of his fellow man. This gift is divided into two conflicting category; realistic altruism and idealistic altruism. Unfortunately, most men tend to lean towards the latter category. Now why is that a bad thing?

Scenario 1 - idealistic altruism
A drunk guy pleads with a well to do guy for a few dollars to buy lunch. The well to do guy, being an idealistic altruist, gives the drunkard 5 dollars, in which the bloody drunk then proceeded to buy a bottle of Jim Beam and thus getting himself wasted.

scenario 2 - realistic altruism
A drunk guy pleads with a starving artist for money to buy lunch. The starving artist berates and humiliates the bloody drunk so much that he stops drinking, attended AA meetings and works diligently to become a pillar of human society.

I would of come up with more examples but I need to go out and beat up some drunks now who owes me 20 bucks. Cya later.