Tuesday, March 23, 2010

How to Deal with Typical Chinese Soap Opera Bad Guys

New year, and I've been so busy working on my new start up company I've had little time to blog. Time to amend this oversight.

Imagine you're in a situation just like in Hamlet. A bad guy keeps screwing around with you, turns all your friends against you by poisoning their minds, and you're unable to kick him out of your life because your mother likes this bad guy and loves to keep him around.

Day by day, your friends and family ostracizes you one by one. When you only have a handful of friends that this bad guy cannot touch because you kept them hidden from him, what do you do?

Day by day, your business are slowly sabotaged by this bad guy, until all you have left is the money in your pockets, what do you do?

This plays out like a typical chinese soap opera, where a bad guy somehow manages to gain control and torture the hero. In real life unlike the soap opera however, the bad guy somehow manages to escape punishment and goes on to inflict pain on the good guy!

What do you do?

What would Alpha-Male do?

Patience. Because every dog will have his day.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Online Forums = Idiocracy

Aaahh, online forums. There is nowhere else you can find something as idiotic as people posting anonymously online. You could be a skinny, timid person but once you get online you realize that the person on the other end knows jack about you. So you turn into this brute and start verbally abusing the other guy and caused him to suffer severe depression and commits suicide, but I digress.

Why do I associate online forums with idiocracy? Well to start with the quality of the posters are very lacking. No matter how much I presented facts to the other fellow posters, they keep insisting on the opposite. This happened even though I was vindicated and has been proven beyond doubt!

It is like walking into a jungle with a bunch of people and seeing a zebra. Now I have seen a zebra before from visiting zoo's and watching on discovery channel. I exclaim "hey, that is a zebra!" to have other people saying "are you sure or not?", "prove to us that is a zebra!" and outright lies like "that's not a zebra, I work for safari I know".

Another thing about online forums are "smart" people who complains about me telling me to search for previous topic and continue there rather than always opening a new topic. So I searched and continue from there. Next, these same "smart" people complains about me bumping a year old topic instead of starting a new topic.

WTF?!!! First you complain about me using an old topic and now you complain about me bumping an old topic? IDIOCRACY TO THE MAX!!

More to come.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Pay Per Post Test - Do Not Read This

Test for Pay Per post. Do Not Read This.

Between love and madness, lies xenophobia

Monday, November 30, 2009

It's a long hard road

You know, starting your own business is a long hard road out of hell. You are constantly worrying about bills, about whether or not your business will succeed or fail, about revenue that is not coming in as fast as you like... all kinds of stuff.

I always heard about the cliche that "95% of new business failed in the first 2 years". To tell the truth, I don't think they really failed. I think what REALLY happened was the business owner gave up on their dreams and start working 9 to 5 for Bob.

Why did they give up? Like I said above, they worried about stuff. Imagine 2 years of slogging through in your business and still having trouble breaking past the "Success" barrier. Can you really do that? I know that 95% of the people who started their business can't.

Which leads me to wonder... how will I turn out? 95... or 5?

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Unprepared Speakers Speaking in Public

Whats with the current trend of speakers going on stage and start with "i'm sorry with the quality of my slides, I didn't have time to prepare them" or "I didn't prepare for this so I will just wing it".

God dang it! I spent MY valuable time to go there and listen to you speak, the least you can do to respect me as your audience is prepare something in advance! That revelation you just made may be an inside joke for you or a way for you to release some stress or tension, but to me that is the ultimate sign of disrespect you can ever show to an audience!

So what now? Now, whenever someone starts off by saying that, I WILL heckle them by saying "You suck!"

See how they feel hah hah hah

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Cliches and Sayings

How many old cliches have you heard?

Have you heard of these?
Pound foolish but penny wise
For this one I guess it is about being a foolish miser. I know somebody who acts like that in real life too ha ha ha (it's not me ok!). This guy that I know keeps saying that people in Africa has no food and other basic necessities so we shouldn't waste our money. One day he tried to be sarcastic when I want to buy some chewing gum and drinks by saying "buy, buy, buy, buy... Sheesh". What the hell? And this is after he bought a new thousand ringgit plasma tv while the old tv is still working in perfect condition! HUH??!


How about this one?
Book fat but knowledge thin
A guy keeps preaching about Robert Kiyosaki and other self help guru and how these people can help me become a millionaire with their skills. Well then Mr Guy, if they are so smart how come you failed your 2 years business and racked up 20 thousand ringgit in debt? Is that what they teach you to do? Fail spectacularly??!

More to come.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

F.. U.. Flu!

What the heck, I keep getting these flu that never ends. These flu not only keeps my spirit down, it last for weeks at times. Seriously it has gotten so bad that it is interfering with my work.

First there is the runny nose. My nose keep dripping these weird liquid every few seconds. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.

Next comes the fever that makes me all screwy and thinks the unthinkable! Also it makes me spew out mumbo jumbo from time to time. The thing about the fever is that it never really goes away or get cured, even after whole boxes of medicine. It just comes and goes, forward not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Finally, the sore throat. This will always come last. Also, it hurts like hell. When I get to this part I can always feel two lumps on my neck... lumps of what you say? I have no fucking idea... but eating, drinking, heck even breathing hurts!

After seeing doctors -yes, 2 doctors at minimum- the flu will go away in 3 to 4 days, and everything will be back to normal again.

Only to strike again, a few months later....