Cliches and Sayings

How many old cliches have you heard?

Have you heard of these?
Pound foolish but penny wise
For this one I guess it is about being a foolish miser. I know somebody who acts like that in real life too ha ha ha (it's not me ok!). This guy that I know keeps saying that people in Africa has no food and other basic necessities so we shouldn't waste our money. One day he tried to be sarcastic when I want to buy some chewing gum and drinks by saying "buy, buy, buy, buy... Sheesh". What the hell? And this is after he bought a new thousand ringgit plasma tv while the old tv is still working in perfect condition! HUH??!


How about this one?
Book fat but knowledge thin
A guy keeps preaching about Robert Kiyosaki and other self help guru and how these people can help me become a millionaire with their skills. Well then Mr Guy, if they are so smart how come you failed your 2 years business and racked up 20 thousand ringgit in debt? Is that what they teach you to do? Fail spectacularly??!

More to come.

LOLCATS!! I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGERZ

Ha ha, not really lolcats. Here are some pics of my kittens.

There are 3 of them as you can see. I named them Hunter, Killer, and Hunter-Killer.

But I think my family would be uncomfortable with the names so they would name them some cutesy Disney-esque names like Fluffy, Smokey or Happy-Baby.

Yeah right now they might look cute but wait a year heh heh heh. They'll hunt and kill rats, chicks (the animal kind not the human kind ok), birds, pet goldfish, centipede, and snakes. Hopefully they hunt and kill "biawak" or monitor lizard.

Oh yeah, I live in a "kampung" or village. There are snakes and centipedes and one time a monitor lizard tried to come into the house. Yep, one day my mum walked out the front door to get into the car to go shopping. Suddenly she honk the horn several times while shouting my name. I went outside to look and she yelled "capat! kasi mati itu biawak! (hurry, kill that sob!)" while pointing at a monitor lizard crawling away from the front porch. I yelled back "Hah?! Macam mana mau kasi mati oh? Pakai ini selipar Jipun pukul sampai mati kah? Bah mana itu kunci bakakuk sia timbak dia lah (hah?! How the heck do I kill it? Alrighty then, where's the key to unlock the sawed off shotgun, I'll go shoot it)". Anyway the lizard got away safely.

If I somehow managed to kill it though, we'll be having lizard soup that night. Yuck. My family actually likes to eat weird stuff like "gawir (Borneo Fruit Bat)" porridge. Or turtle eggs that looked and smelled like mucus when I had a cold. Gross to the max! Errr, I mean these animals are endangered species and it is bad to eat them because they produce guano and stuff that makes "vegetable trees" and "fruit trees" grow and stuff. And yeah we need to stop killing and eating them because we need to save the world and preserve it for world peace and the Green movement and for all the Ecosystem to work, yeah. Yeah, thats it.

Anyways, here is another picture of my kittens with their mama.

Cute fellas aren't they?