Aaahh, online forums. There is nowhere else you can find something as idiotic as people posting anonymously online. You could be a skinny, timid person but once you get online you realize that the person on the other end knows jack about you. So you turn into this brute and start verbally abusing the other guy and caused him to suffer severe depression and commits suicide, but I digress.
Why do I associate online forums with idiocracy? Well to start with the quality of the posters are very lacking. No matter how much I presented facts to the other fellow posters, they keep insisting on the opposite. This happened even though I was vindicated and has been proven beyond doubt!
It is like walking into a jungle with a bunch of people and seeing a zebra. Now I have seen a zebra before from visiting zoo's and watching on discovery channel. I exclaim "hey, that is a zebra!" to have other people saying "are you sure or not?", "prove to us that is a zebra!" and outright lies like "that's not a zebra, I work for safari I know".
Another thing about online forums are "smart" people who complains about me telling me to search for previous topic and continue there rather than always opening a new topic. So I searched and continue from there. Next, these same "smart" people complains about me bumping a year old topic instead of starting a new topic.
WTF?!!! First you complain about me using an old topic and now you complain about me bumping an old topic? IDIOCRACY TO THE MAX!!
More to come.
Showing posts with label Idiocracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiocracy. Show all posts
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Unprepared Speakers Speaking in Public
Whats with the current trend of speakers going on stage and start with "i'm sorry with the quality of my slides, I didn't have time to prepare them" or "I didn't prepare for this so I will just wing it".
God dang it! I spent MY valuable time to go there and listen to you speak, the least you can do to respect me as your audience is prepare something in advance! That revelation you just made may be an inside joke for you or a way for you to release some stress or tension, but to me that is the ultimate sign of disrespect you can ever show to an audience!
So what now? Now, whenever someone starts off by saying that, I WILL heckle them by saying "You suck!"
See how they feel hah hah hah
God dang it! I spent MY valuable time to go there and listen to you speak, the least you can do to respect me as your audience is prepare something in advance! That revelation you just made may be an inside joke for you or a way for you to release some stress or tension, but to me that is the ultimate sign of disrespect you can ever show to an audience!
So what now? Now, whenever someone starts off by saying that, I WILL heckle them by saying "You suck!"
See how they feel hah hah hah
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Cliches and Sayings
How many old cliches have you heard?
Have you heard of these?
Pound foolish but penny wise
For this one I guess it is about being a foolish miser. I know somebody who acts like that in real life too ha ha ha (it's not me ok!). This guy that I know keeps saying that people in Africa has no food and other basic necessities so we shouldn't waste our money. One day he tried to be sarcastic when I want to buy some chewing gum and drinks by saying "buy, buy, buy, buy... Sheesh". What the hell? And this is after he bought a new thousand ringgit plasma tv while the old tv is still working in perfect condition! HUH??!
How about this one?
Book fat but knowledge thin
A guy keeps preaching about Robert Kiyosaki and other self help guru and how these people can help me become a millionaire with their skills. Well then Mr Guy, if they are so smart how come you failed your 2 years business and racked up 20 thousand ringgit in debt? Is that what they teach you to do? Fail spectacularly??!
More to come.
Have you heard of these?
Pound foolish but penny wise
For this one I guess it is about being a foolish miser. I know somebody who acts like that in real life too ha ha ha (it's not me ok!). This guy that I know keeps saying that people in Africa has no food and other basic necessities so we shouldn't waste our money. One day he tried to be sarcastic when I want to buy some chewing gum and drinks by saying "buy, buy, buy, buy... Sheesh". What the hell? And this is after he bought a new thousand ringgit plasma tv while the old tv is still working in perfect condition! HUH??!
How about this one?
Book fat but knowledge thin
A guy keeps preaching about Robert Kiyosaki and other self help guru and how these people can help me become a millionaire with their skills. Well then Mr Guy, if they are so smart how come you failed your 2 years business and racked up 20 thousand ringgit in debt? Is that what they teach you to do? Fail spectacularly??!
More to come.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Rocket Science
If you have not seen this film, I implore you to watch it. Twice. It is so powerful. It is so Anti-Idiocracy. It is so laden with meaning, both overt and covert, and it has a kick ass soundtrack to boot. The best part? You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand it.
"The fights you fight today are the fights you fight until you die. "
Holy cow. Now that got me thinking. Why are we fighting to keep breathing? Why not just give up lie down, and stop breathing? Why keep living in this world where so much evil exist, so much pain inflicted, so much suffering endured? Why are we fighting to survive everyday? Why didn't the famine stricken people in Africa just kill themselves to save them from their pain and misery? Why didn't the survivors of war - Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam - just give up and migrate to another country?
And then it hit me.
Because I am. Because They are. Because we are.
"The fights you fight today are the fights you fight until you die. "
Holy cow. Now that got me thinking. Why are we fighting to keep breathing? Why not just give up lie down, and stop breathing? Why keep living in this world where so much evil exist, so much pain inflicted, so much suffering endured? Why are we fighting to survive everyday? Why didn't the famine stricken people in Africa just kill themselves to save them from their pain and misery? Why didn't the survivors of war - Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam - just give up and migrate to another country?
And then it hit me.
Because I am. Because They are. Because we are.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Idiocracy
Here is a funny video.
1. Crops organic. But some have pesticide. Make perfect pesticide for the crops. O_o
2. Business downtown needs to lower rent because they are good at making thing; expert in fact at making things. We can be rich and cotton, and mining metals... and silk worms. O_o
3. On the east coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China. O_O
4. You can grow any kind of vegetables you want. They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. O_O
What the hell is a vegetable trees??!!!!
1. Crops organic. But some have pesticide. Make perfect pesticide for the crops. O_o
2. Business downtown needs to lower rent because they are good at making thing; expert in fact at making things. We can be rich and cotton, and mining metals... and silk worms. O_o
3. On the east coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China. O_O
4. You can grow any kind of vegetables you want. They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. O_O
What the hell is a vegetable trees??!!!!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Humanity is Becoming Stupider
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-sg&vid=64e1d741-5f0c-4592-bee7-bc73374c17c2
Yup. This piece of news has sealed the fate of humanity. This news reminds me of a 2006 film called Idiocracy. The world is degenerating into a dystopia where advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly stupid human society devoid of individual responsibility or consequences. I don't know what the hell I just wrote but that is the synopsis for the film ha ha ha. Anyway, the gist of the film is about how society sacrificed intellects for commercialism, doing ridiculous things just for the sake of entertainment. You know, things like kicking guys in the balls, running gameshows that physically and mentally abuse their contestants, and doing superfast sportscar vs jet planes speed contest.
Anyways, a sports car was built for acceleration. Thats why you see terms like 0 mph to 60 mph in 3 seconds. I have never, ever, beaver, seen anyone use that term for a jet aircraft. Imagine people saying "this jet plane can go from 0 mph to mach 3 in 3 seconds!" The resulting sonic boom generated when the plane goes supersonic and hits the Prandtl–Glauert singularity point and the resulting shock wave will not be very entertaining, my friend. Not to mention the high G's that will turn the pilot into a mess of red putty. Unless if they have an inertial dampener, though. Then that might work.
Anyway, how much more entertaining can anything else be? They have Porsche! They have sexy cute looking chicks waving the flag yelling "go! go! go!" as well as the ones posing with the car driver guy. Yeah they can make me go do it all night long! Uh oh, there goes my idiot little brain trying to spread his gene around to make more idiot little brains and contributes to the Malthusian crisis like in the film Idiocracy. Down boy, down! Oh no! Getai! Oh no! Heidi Klum new book! Aaaarrgghh!
Yes, the title is a grammatical pun. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read this
http://en.allexperts.com/q/General-Writing-Grammar-680/Stupid-Stupider.htm
Time to go browsing I R CAN HAZ CHEEZE BURGERZ and start killing my brain cells with picture of cats and the asinine caption accompanying it.
Yup. This piece of news has sealed the fate of humanity. This news reminds me of a 2006 film called Idiocracy. The world is degenerating into a dystopia where advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly stupid human society devoid of individual responsibility or consequences. I don't know what the hell I just wrote but that is the synopsis for the film ha ha ha. Anyway, the gist of the film is about how society sacrificed intellects for commercialism, doing ridiculous things just for the sake of entertainment. You know, things like kicking guys in the balls, running gameshows that physically and mentally abuse their contestants, and doing superfast sportscar vs jet planes speed contest.
Anyways, a sports car was built for acceleration. Thats why you see terms like 0 mph to 60 mph in 3 seconds. I have never, ever, beaver, seen anyone use that term for a jet aircraft. Imagine people saying "this jet plane can go from 0 mph to mach 3 in 3 seconds!" The resulting sonic boom generated when the plane goes supersonic and hits the Prandtl–Glauert singularity point and the resulting shock wave will not be very entertaining, my friend. Not to mention the high G's that will turn the pilot into a mess of red putty. Unless if they have an inertial dampener, though. Then that might work.
Anyway, how much more entertaining can anything else be? They have Porsche! They have sexy cute looking chicks waving the flag yelling "go! go! go!" as well as the ones posing with the car driver guy. Yeah they can make me go do it all night long! Uh oh, there goes my idiot little brain trying to spread his gene around to make more idiot little brains and contributes to the Malthusian crisis like in the film Idiocracy. Down boy, down! Oh no! Getai! Oh no! Heidi Klum new book! Aaaarrgghh!
Yes, the title is a grammatical pun. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read this
http://en.allexperts.com/q/General-Writing-Grammar-680/Stupid-Stupider.htm
Time to go browsing I R CAN HAZ CHEEZE BURGERZ and start killing my brain cells with picture of cats and the asinine caption accompanying it.
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