Humanity is Becoming Stupider

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-sg&vid=64e1d741-5f0c-4592-bee7-bc73374c17c2

Yup. This piece of news has sealed the fate of humanity. This news reminds me of a 2006 film called Idiocracy. The world is degenerating into a dystopia where advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly stupid human society devoid of individual responsibility or consequences. I don't know what the hell I just wrote but that is the synopsis for the film ha ha ha. Anyway, the gist of the film is about how society sacrificed intellects for commercialism, doing ridiculous things just for the sake of entertainment. You know, things like kicking guys in the balls, running gameshows that physically and mentally abuse their contestants, and doing superfast sportscar vs jet planes speed contest.

Anyways, a sports car was built for acceleration. Thats why you see terms like 0 mph to 60 mph in 3 seconds. I have never, ever, beaver, seen anyone use that term for a jet aircraft. Imagine people saying "this jet plane can go from 0 mph to mach 3 in 3 seconds!" The resulting sonic boom generated when the plane goes supersonic and hits the Prandtl–Glauert singularity point and the resulting shock wave will not be very entertaining, my friend. Not to mention the high G's that will turn the pilot into a mess of red putty. Unless if they have an inertial dampener, though. Then that might work.

Anyway, how much more entertaining can anything else be? They have Porsche! They have sexy cute looking chicks waving the flag yelling "go! go! go!" as well as the ones posing with the car driver guy. Yeah they can make me go do it all night long! Uh oh, there goes my idiot little brain trying to spread his gene around to make more idiot little brains and contributes to the Malthusian crisis like in the film Idiocracy. Down boy, down! Oh no! Getai! Oh no! Heidi Klum new book! Aaaarrgghh!

Yes, the title is a grammatical pun. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read this
http://en.allexperts.com/q/General-Writing-Grammar-680/Stupid-Stupider.htm
Time to go browsing I R CAN HAZ CHEEZE BURGERZ and start killing my brain cells with picture of cats and the asinine caption accompanying it.