Robert Kiyosaki Is Fucking Faker

Yes. The author of Rich Dad and Poor Dad is a fucking faker. Why?

1. He gives dangerous advice like "If you're gonna go broke, go broke big".
My friend went broke big after reading his book. Now he owes the bank 20k and has to work his ass off it.

2. He said his net worth is $50-$100 million depending on the day; his Rich Dad Poor Dad coauthor (some bitch called Sharon Lechter, not related to Hannibal Lecter) said in court that he only made $9 million.
We all know he got his $9 million from selling his super-expensive non educational boardgame to schmucks and his book of lies that promotes his stupid boardgame to dicks.

3. He never told us who Rich Dad really is... after 20++ years! After 20++ years of claiming the book is based on true story, he suddenly claims that "certain events in this book have been fictionalized for educational content and impact,” in the fine print on the copyright page of Rich Kid Poor Kid. WTFBBQPWNEDROFLOL!!!1111one
Hey I just wrote a book that teaches you how to fly like Superman! But certain events in that book have been fictionalized for educational content and impact. Yeah, the kind of impact when your head hits the ground after jumping from the 20th floor!

4. He is affiliated with Amway-Quixstar;a kind of multi-level marketing organization.
DAMN!!! He sold his soul to the Devil!

5. This is the route the faker took to become a financial genius (taken from John T Reed site):

• flunked sophomore year of high school and had to repeat
• U.S. Merchant Marine Academy
• 3rd mate oil tanker (or was it “Love Boat” type cruise ship as he said in one of his books?)
• Marine helicopter pilot (or was it fighters?)
• refused to return to ship when it was ordered to return to combat (or just missed the boat)
• Xerox salesman
• failed businessman (nylon surfer wallets)
• failed businessman (rock and roll memorabilia)
• failed author (1993 book If You Want to Be Rich & Happy, Don’t Go To School?)
• failed MBA applicant
• homeless person
• bankruptcy (or maybe not)

Wait a minute... I thought he learned his stuff from his "Rich Dad" when he was 9 years old? Why the hell did he become a financial failure 3 times after learning his shit from his "Rich Dad"????

Ok, I need to stop now. Venting about this fucking faker is giving me heart attack. Oooh, my chest.